School dinners, derided by many, didn’t do me any harm.
I wasn’t too keen on faggots wrapped in pale streaky bacon but I liked stew and
I loved suet-topped meat pie with mash and gravy. And desserts; rice pudding
with a blob of jam, crumble and custard, lemon meringue pie, jam roly poly, pink
blancmange, gypsy tart… lovely! God bless our dinner ladies.
John Greenland, my good friend and classmate sat at the same table as me on first dinners. Other than the odd time we got kicked off our table to accommodate those involved in lunchtime activities – such as inter-house sports fixtures, who were given priority over first sitting regulars – we’d take our usual places on Graham Hill’s table. Facing us across the table was Mary, a good looking third year girl with an eye-catching chest, and Angela Barnes, a chatterbox blonde from 2A1, who lived on Toronto Road. Angela was the life and soul of our table. She’d talk to anyone and everyone, including monosyllabic first years. Anyone would warm to her personality.
John Greenland, my good friend and classmate sat at the same table as me on first dinners. Other than the odd time we got kicked off our table to accommodate those involved in lunchtime activities – such as inter-house sports fixtures, who were given priority over first sitting regulars – we’d take our usual places on Graham Hill’s table. Facing us across the table was Mary, a good looking third year girl with an eye-catching chest, and Angela Barnes, a chatterbox blonde from 2A1, who lived on Toronto Road. Angela was the life and soul of our table. She’d talk to anyone and everyone, including monosyllabic first years. Anyone would warm to her personality.
I don’t remember much about the first time I served.
All I know is when the call came; I was nervous. As anyone who ever dropped and
smashed a plate in a canteen knows, the reaction of the masses when the
horrible moment comes is instant and merciless. My biggest fear is that it
would happen to me.
I know we started off with a jug of water and eight
plastic beakers ready and waiting at each the table. So what happened next?
In my mind I see myself joining a queue… getting a
serving tray… counting eight knives, forks and spoons…receiving a big
rectangular container of meat pie (or whatever)… eight stacked plates… a dish
of mashed potato… a dish of vegetables. Did we carry all that in one go? I’m
not sure.
Table leaders sliced up the meat pie. Once they’d
slapped the first piece on a plate, it got passed to the person at the far end
the table. The mash and the veg we passed between ourselves. When the table
leader had finished dishing out the grub, he/she laid the tray with the empty
pie container on the floor and then mumbled a quick ‘for what we are about to
receive...’
After the main course the table leader collected the
plates and piled everything back on the tray. As server, I think I dumped the
dirty plates, dishes and cutlery at the near end of the serving hatch and then
presented my tray at the hall end hatch for eight pre-stacked bowls, a large rectangular
container of dessert, and perhaps a jug of custard. And that, other than taking
the dessert dishes back to the hatch when everyone had finished, was that.
School dinner was my main meal of the day. At home, those of us who’d eaten a school
dinner had butties for tea. Then we switched on the telly to get it warmed up for five
o’clock, when programmes began. On a typical day we might get a
couple of cartoons (Deputy Dawg/Hector Heathcote/Tom and Jerry) and an episode
of (something like) Robinson Crusoe. Then, as the news came on and Dad
arrived home from work, we disappeared out of the way. Seven day weeks weren’t
unusual for Dad, a painter and decorator for Ward and Partners. After eating butties
at work he was ready for a hot meal when he came home, which he expected to eat
in peace and quiet.
As provider to his five sons and little baby girl, Dad
worked tirelessly to keep his children fed, clothed and respectable. The Welsh
born son of an Irishman, Dad was a deep thinker who rarely opened up. Nor was
he one for small talk. Indeed, his application of the carrot and stick method
of child development came carrot-free, swift and brutal. Each of us knew what a
thick ear and a good hiding felt like, and though we recognised the danger
signs as we got older, we were always wary. Perhaps Dad was made that way.
Perhaps, with all the pressure and responsibility he carried, he just didn’t have
time to indulge us with a softer, more patient approach. Either way, if any of
us got on his wrong side we took the consequences and suffered the misery. Getting
hit was by no means a daily event but the threat was ever present and
enough to keep us in line, most of the time.
Ron Davies |
Keeping out of Dad’s way was easy when the weather was
fine. If I wasn’t throwing a tennis ball up against the front wall of our Crundale Road home,
and twisting in mid air to head it into the bushes behind me (in my mind I was
Ron Davies), I was out playing football. If I wasn’t with Paul in Wingham
Close, or with Stan, Paul and Clive in Leeds Square, I was with Clive, Paul,
Stan and up to thirty others on Beechings playing fields.
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